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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:37
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.